UBER PASSENGERS FAVOURITE QUESTIONS / UBER DRIVERS FAVOURITE ANSWERS
1. q. wow, you're white ?                        A/ maybe.

2.. q.   How long you been driving          A/  today ?

3. q Is this a GTI ?                                      A/  don't insult the R

4. q.  You make good cash? / a killing? / a tonne ?    A/ depends on what you mean by ' good cash '  
Follow up question.. q. You know.. Good cash ??
- Well once you factor in my petrol, car expenses, food, tolls, drive backs from far trips with no rider i infact don't make a killing or a tonne so I'm not sure where people get this idea from.

5. q. Are you uber? (usually after the person has inspected my licence plate A/ Yes, can't you see on your app?

6. q  Do you mind if i ask how much you make ? A/ Not enough to put up with your questions.
                                                                               A/ Do i come to your office and ask how much    you earn?

7. q  Do you have AUX / spotify / water / lollies (usually groups of 4 drunk -20s on a 5 - 10 minute trip)                            A/ How about you put your seat-belt on first and i'll think about it.

8. q Did you get lost ?               A/ No, i've been waiting here for you for 5 - 10 minutes. Did you?

9. q Can you thrash it a bit         A/ Sure, when you get out.

10. q Can you take me to (Insert address here)           A/ Can you put it in your app, thats what its there for.

11. This music sucks can i change it                  A. Sure.         (rider proceeds to flick thru every radio station available until they get out of the car)

12. Can i smoke in the car?             A. No, Can you put your seat belt on please.




Its becoming quite clear that society is degenerating into a bunch of insta-grat, demanding little shits that clearly forget the rules of the service they are being provided. I am not your shop, I am not your taxi driver, I don't have to answer all your private questions and i sure as hell don't have to take your drunk and spewing mate into my car to ruin my fine vienna leather upholstery.

But what you have to do is.. enter your destination.. make sure you don't waste 15 - 20 minutes of my time waiting for you, be grateful someone is taking their time and using their private property to give you 1/2 price lift somewhere coz you're too much of a cheapskate to pay for a taxi and too lazy to walk or catch a bus.

Dont burden me with your requests or wants but you can politely ask if you really need it but don't take for granted that I will have it for you because thats what you're perception of an uber is. $5 trip, $2 water, $1 lollies and a headache for 3 hours.